The Colossus
Hold the Form Baton out and to the side, taking a powerful stance.
Master this pose to vanquish your enemies, or annoy attendees at a video game convention

The Bulletball
Hold your forearm horizontally across your chest, firmly grasping the Form Baton.
A high caliber pose for your 21st century lifestyle.  Now that's a bulletball.

The EWI
Hold the Form Baton to your lips, buttons facing outward.
One toot on this electronic wind instrument will send you to an island.  A relaxing day at the beach.  Just you and Takeshi Itoh.


Wii've Got What You're Looking For
Welcome to the Wii channel store
Tell me, what are you looking for?
We have classics from decades past
Epic games or something fast

Come and see
We've got all this and more
Take a look around
See what can be found

We've got Kirby and Mario
Just like in Super Smash Bros
Apps and TV and puzzles too
There's so much here for you to do

Come and see
We've got all this and more
Right here at the Wii channel store

Action fighting and RPGs
Even racing if you please
I know Wii games are not enough
Come here we've got some real niche stuff

Come and see
We've got all this and more
Take a look around
See what can be found

It's Wednesday, it's Update Day
Let's go, Wii would like to play
Fire up your Wii remote
Choose whatever floats your boat

Come and see
We've got all this and more
Right here at the Wii channel store