Pudagon of the Golden Metal

Prince uf
Darkness
He'll kick
Your ass

Prince uf
Darkness
He'll win
First place


Prog metal
Big loud brass
Smooth bass and guitar solos

Tight riffs
Nasty drum beats

Choir




Happy Birthday

Hey, I heard that today's your birthday
(Wow, is it true? How old are you now?)
It's been 365.2422 days (which is one year)

It's time to celebrate, let's have a slice of cake
(That's assuming you like eating cake)
You don't look a day over some younger age
(You look so much younger)

And incidentally you may be surprised to hear
This is really a cover of a song from a video game
That was called Gimmick! for Nintendo Famicom
(With music by Masashi Kageyama)

Now we should get back to your special day
Open presents and party your cares away
We'll all die eventually anyway
So don't worry about tomorrow today

Just shut up and have a happy birthday
(Like it says in the title)
Maybe you'll listen to this song again next year



#shitpost, January 25, 12:01 AM GMT (A Serious Question)

So is it possible to have
A fart so big…
Your balls explode?

I really need to know If 
one could fart so big…
Their balls explode?

I really need to know here
I’m genuinely concerned here
Will I be in the clear here,
Cause I just had some feta cheese

And now I really need to know
If I might fart
(So big)
My balls explode?





Come to DoD

if you are feeling very sad
cause the music is so bad
in the one directed radio
Craving for a real hype
no generic stereotype
there is just a single place to go
Come to D o D D D
where everyone is free, free free
in creativity ty ty
Come to D o D-D-D
Playing music of your own
with the teens and with the grown
Here's a dedicated audience
They are listening like you
very supportive and true
to find out what's beyond that fence
Chorus 2x
----Over the Chorus
We have birds we have doots for the girl and boy
Make it yourself an adventure to enjoy
Siolfor, Tuck, Teeber they are never too late
With evilsonic and katajun, embrace your fate
And this is tibonev's entry hundred thirty four
Give him a gold-medal, it’s for the good honour
Here is the end of our tour
----
Come to D o D-D-D!!!




This Here is Mona Pizza

Mona: This here is Mona Pizza!
Makers of the world's best eats-a!
Fresh sauce and cheese galore,
Brought straight to your front door! (Kids: Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum!)
This here is Mona Pizza!
Makers of all tasty treats-a!
Our pies' crispy, crunchy crust
Leaves others in the dust!
Grab a hot slice and take a big bite!
It's so good that you'll start a fight!!!
For more Mona Pizza! 
Manager: I'm the manager of this joint!
Mona: Mona Pizza!
Manager: My name is Ivan Hakstok!
Mona: Mona Pizza!
Manager: It's a pizza art!
Mona: Mona Pizza!
Manager: yeah, I said it's a "pizza" art!




We Represent Pizza Dinosaur

The Dinosaurs: We represent Pizza Dinosaur!
We got the most stores in the world!
Our crust is tough and our sauce is thin,
But we're everywhere so you gotta give in!
Mona Pizza's got nothing on us,
'Cause we've got 6000 stores plus!
Pizza Dinosaur!
Manager: You suck, Pizza Dinosaur! I breakka yo face!
Dinosaurs: Pizza Dinosaur! 
You F**ing losers, I hope you go to jail
Pizza Dinosaur
Mona: I hear they put pineapple on their pizza, those freaks
Manager: Actually I kinda like-a da pineapple
Dinosaurs: maniacal laughter






I - Forgive and Forget

One minute remaining

I'm a soldier, I'll never run
'Cause you're the one I'm after
You may flee, but you can't fly

And you're a ticking time bomb, a loaded gun
A natural disaster
But I can't just leave you by

I'd bring you back
Take you to the start
I'd hold you close
But you're falling from my arms

I'd save you from your nightmares
But you never forgive
And never forget


II - Under a Waning Moon

Some troubles are new, but old problems stay the same
Feels like I'm in a storm
Running for shelter in a hurricane
'Cause when it rains, it pours

I shatter to pieces, scatter in the wind
In the shadow of the moon; at night, it shines
Down on the earth, and watches as we spin in circles
As we're slowly twirling to the end





V - Suffocate

Take a little breath just to clear out our heads
It's like running from death; can't un-say what we said
I'm sorry, but it's hard to see
Like we're six feet underground

You're needing more space and I'm needing more time
Now you're hiding your face and I'm losing my mind
We'll dig our way from darkness up
And launch to the stratosphere

Time drones on while we drown in the stars
We're losing air and we're drifting too far
Suffo-, suffo-, suffocate
Suffo-, suffo-, suffocate

The games we play might be over
Unless we can breathe




IV - Triumph in Tragedy

Well, this was a triumph
I'm making a note here: "HUGE SUCCESS"
I'm not even angry
Yeah, I'm being so sincere now

There's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake
I'm so glad I got burned
Think of all the things we learned
While you're dying, I'll be still alive
Still alive




III - Awaken

I’ll speak first
I’ve seen the look inside your eyes
In mirrors
I know we’re feeling terrorized
We’ll pretend
That everything’s as it should be
Hey, listen
Close your eyes and count

One, two, three, won’t you dance with me
When the clock strikes, then we’ll both leave

Sleepers wake, dreams will fade
Although we cling fast
Was it real, what we saw
I believe

Lost in dreams, we sleep on
Tossing and turning
I’d have you stay, by my side
Never leave

Dream with me by the sea
Watch the waves crash
Hold my hand, think of me
And I'll fly





VI - I Say So

I thought from heaven you fell
I was caught and trapped by your spell
Entranced, together we danced
A fleeting romance
With nothing to show

Then I knew the look in your eyes
And I saw the siren’s disguise
To draw the captains from sea
To captivate me
And drag me below

(You say so)
I'm running through fire, you're fanning the flames
(You say so)
You call me a liar, well, you never change
(You say so)
I say so
(You say so)
I say so, and if I should fall

(You say so)
You'd pull me back up, then you'd trip me again
(You say so)
You'd laugh at my suffering and leave with my friends
(You say so)
I say so
(You say so)
Yeah, I say, “So now, this story ends”






Sans Went Down to Georgia

Well ole Sans went down to Georgia
He was looking for a soul to judge
He was in a bind, ‘cuz he let that human hide
And now everyone was fudged
Ole sans snuck up on that evil chump
And said “boy, let me tell you what,
I won’t stand aside while you genocide
Everyone I’ve come to love”

(do you wanna have a bad time?)

Gonna wreck you with these bones and guns
C’mere pal and get dunked on!
Don’t you feel bad for your crimes?
Gonna stand here ‘til the end of time



Ceaseless Discharge (I Can't Stop Coming)

I can't stop coming
I can't stop coming (I can't stop coming)
(I can't stop coming)

Can't stop coming
(Can't stop coming)
(Can't stop coming)
(Can't stop coming)
(Can't stop coming)

Can't stop coming
(Can't stop coming)
(Can't stop coming) (I can't stop coming)
(Can't stop coming)
(Can't stop coming) (I can't stop coming)

Can't stop coming
(Can't stop coming) (I can't stop coming)
(Can't stop coming) (I can't stop coming)
(Can't stop coming) (I can't stop coming)
(Can't stop coming) (I can't stop coming)

I can't stop coming