A New Fartner *fart* You’ve Been Playing for a While. Why Don’t You Take a Break? You've been playing a while Why don't you take a little breather? 'Cause doctors recommend No more than an hour at a time I know it's your last life And it's just a couple minutes longer But you've got to realize that The devs tried to give you a sign Rest your tired eyes You should go outside Rise off your behind You should go outside You may think you're fine You'll say there's nothing that can hurt you But just when the hour ticks by A refrigerator falls on your head There's consequences here When you refuse to take your needed breather Those devs are always watching Play too long and you'll soon be dead Rest your tired eyes You should go outside Rise off your behind You should go outside Rest your tired eyes You should go outside Rise off your behind You should go outside Wario's Welcome Song (Performed by the Bob-Omba Loompas) Theres a guy we know named Wario Theres a guy we know named Wario He is Weird and creepy Mother effin freaky Danny Devito in purple overalls Theres a guy we know named Wario Theres a guy we know named Wario He will Take all your money And he punches orphans Right in their little testicles! Theres a guy we know named Wario Theres a guy we know named Wario He’s a cheap S.O.Biz Notch He’s greedy and mean His eating habits are straight up bizarre Theres a guy we know named Wario Theres a guy we know named Wario He will Eat raw garlic Possibly a kid One time he ate bowsers car. Theres a guy we know named Wario Theres a guy we know named Wario He is Loud and annoying He’s a real jerk Like all the sports fans in the state of Boston Theres a guy we know named Wario Theres a guy we know named Wario He’s not Nice or endearing He’ll pile drive your ass Just like stone cold Steve Austin And his name is wario! And his name is wario! Wake up and smell the crack zanarkand ;-; AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAH AAAAAAAH AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Rainbow Road in the Dark When there's lightning, you know it always brings me down 'Cause it's free and I see that it's me Who's lost and never found I cry out for magic, I feel it dancing in the light It was cold, I lost my hold To the shadows of the night No sign of the morning coming You've been left on your own Like a rainbow in the dark A rainbow in the dark Do your demons, do they ever let you go? When you've tried, do they hide, deep inside Is it someone that you know You're just a picture, you're an image caught in time We're a lie, you and I We're words without a rhyme There's no sign of the morning coming You've been left on your own Like a rainbow in the dark Just a rainbow in the dark, yeah When I see lightning, you know it always brings me down 'Cause it's free and I see that it's me Who's lost and never found Feel the magic, I feel it floating in the air But it's fear, and you'll hear It calling you beware Look out There's no sight of the morning coming There's no sight of the day You've been left on your own Like a hello. Hello It's been a while since you saw my face I haven't been doing so great So I took a little break So a lot of people are saying some things about me that aren't quite true Doesn't matter if it's true, though Just as long as it's entertaining to you Let's a go The Toxic Gossip Plane, landing on Delfino Isle The Toxic Gossip Plane, you think I'm a joke but I don't smile The Toxic Gossip Plane, you threw me in jail and harassed me for my stache A Fludd of not-so-facts I even cleaned your statues But Hey. Thank you so much for to playing my game! Toad's Final Race Toad: "Here we go!" Toad: "I'm the best!" *Toad loses control of the kart and crashes* Toad: "Aaaaaaaaaaaa" *Toad dies tragically* Mario: "Mamma Mia!" Peach: "Aiiieeeeeee!" Yoshi: *sad sounds* DK: *also sad sounds* Luigi: "Mamma Miaaaaaa" Wario: *laughs* Bowser: *sad sounds... I guess* Announcer: "Congraaaatulation!" Dancing Mad: II. Magic, Machine, Tiger, and Hit, too! (A Fanatics Tower of Power Tribute) Magic, Machine, Tiger, and Hit, too Four enemies will really kill you Magic, Machine, Tiger, and Hit, too Four enemies will really kill you And when Hit dies He will hit you ten times Then you must use rerise Or you will surely die Magic, Machine, Tiger, and Hit, too Four enemies will really kill you Magic, Machine, Tiger, and Hit, too Four enemies will really kill you Danté was right Four targets, an awful fight Machine shoots atomic rays Flare star from tiger slays Dwelling of Duels Official Unofficial Shitpost Glossary Welcome to the official unofficial Dwelling of Duels shitpost glossary, where you will find the most comprehensive guide on the beautiful terms heard in the halls of the Dwelling of Duels community, for instance: DoD Tone: Before you get rid of your Pod XT box or your Metal Zone pedal going straight into your line-in, can I interest you in a guitar tone that sounded bad 20 years ago and has only gotten worse? 34518: also known as “The cumshot”, a note progression not too dissimilar from “The Lick”, used by VGM musicians to express buildup and release, cummonly utilized during the climax of the song. Anatomy of a Hedgehog: There aren’t actually words that can describe this, but you know that feeling you get when you see a beautiful sunset after having the best day ever? Imagine that, but then you also fuck a hedgehog. Fucking loser: If you do drugs, you’re a fucking loser. But it’s also OK, and in some places totally legal and if you do it, you’ll be really cool. But you might also end up in jail. Birbs: the most beautiful sound known to man, commonly heard in tracks featuring DoD legend the Unknown Pseudoartist. Pull a BHP: use this when somebody submits so many tracks in a month that they change the rules to make you stop. Pull a Hakstok: use this when you want to throw off DoD participants about whether or not you're going to submit, you know, like a liar. 11:60: Ignore this, some sort of weird double post happened. The Shizz: The internet’s foremost Aerosmith fan site Another Eden; Re:volvers8: famous song arranged by VGM legend Ian “is it licenseable” Martyn in July 2022. Punch-in: use this when you can’t be bothered to actually learn how to play your parts and instead choose to record them in small chunks to be pasted together later. Don’t be ashamed though, we all do it. Punchfest: commonly used expression for making a track in as little time as possible before the deadline. Recently stolen and culturally appropriated by Andreas aka Snappleman aka Beef Clef. Anonimity compromised: use this when some dumbass accidentally or purposefully reveals what song they submitted to DoD. TORCHROLL: recording the same 5 seconds to be played in a live Listening Party. Virt: legendary DoDer who is responsible for the creation of every single entry ever posted to Dwelling of Duels, especially TORCHROLL. Never say die: I hope this has been a good enough shitpost. Move Your Butz Move your Butz Move your Butz Move your Butz Move your Butz Your Butz Move your Butz Your Butz Move your Butz Your Butz Move your Butz Your Butz Move your Butz Your Butz, Your Butz Your Butz, Your Butz Your Butz, Your Butz Your Butz, Your Butz Butz, Butz, Butz, Butz, Butz Butz Butz Butz Butz Butz Butz Butz Butz! Your Butzzzz! Move Your Buuuuutz!! Buuuutz!! Your Butz! Butz! Keep calm... and... (No! No! No! No! Leave me alone!!) ...Move your Butz! Your Butz! バッツを動かしてください! Anatomy of a Hedgehog [Presented by Audible] Knuckles: Let's take a dive, in Aquatic Mine, Once was a coal pit, but now it's a water ride, Makes you wanna sit back, enjoy your life, And do things you like doing, get to shine. Sure beats fighting with the foes all the time, But I gotta do it, they always stay out of line, Sometimes I wanna just chill with men But I'm the protector of the Emeralds and gems. Stay knuckled up, I'm in a deep cut, I'm seeing skulls that burn, they're trying to get me off, Avoiding my luck, I'm feeling kinda stuck, I'm in narrow hallways running like it's a ballgame. Hand job, blow job, all leads to different hallways, In a maze, and I don't know what to do, Guaranteed though, Imma find the Emeralds, Don't call me Knuckles, gimme ya butt! *whistling solo* Knuckles: Hey sonic, I feel some strange that energy. What's that, that waffle house? Seriously, what's it doing in there? do people just go in there to fight or something? I know we're Japanese and we don't really get American culture but it doesn't make a whole lot of sense or anything. Anyways, you wanna go play Minecraft? Sonic: What's up? Huh? Knuckles, kn-knuckles that's not in the script. No like, we're supposed to be having sex right now. Like, well, it's not sex. You see it's like weird oomph noises but then there's ring sounds laid over it. I don't really feel like you're getting it. Eh, whatever, let's just get onto the ring sounds *ring sounds* Sonic: Fuck me harder daddy Show me why they don't call you knuckles Knuckles: I told you not to call me that Tails: I'm tails! Sonic: Not now tails! you can join in later