The Great Deku Tree's Curse Link: Uh, Great Deku Tree? You wanted to see me? Deku: Oh, Link… Ahem. Welcome. Listen carefully… to what I am about to tell thee… Deku: Link…  The time has come to test thy courage…  I have been cursed… (wood creaking sound) Link: What was that? Deku: I need you to break the curse with your wisdom and courage…  Dost thou have courage… (Deku tree begins falling over) Deku: Uh… dost thou have the courage… (Snapping) Deku: Whoa… whoa! Whoa!! (Tree falling SFX, cut music) Deku: Ahhhh! Link: Nooo! (thud) Link: Aw man! Great Deku Tree, that’s my house! Deku: S-sorry! So sorry! Link: You landed on my house! There’s a huge hole in the roof! Deku: I’m so sorry! This blasted curse left me rotting and hollow… (Link scrambles to get a look) Link: I’ll say! There’s like an entire ecosystem in there! (Skulltulla SFX) Link: Ew gross! Is that a Skulltulla? Deku: I-I didn’t know that was in there… Link: Ew, it’s in my house! Now I’m gonna have to get an exterminator… (Thunder, rain SFX) Link: Great, and now it’s raining! I’m gonna have to replace the hardwood floors… they’re original to the tree! Deku: Um, well… hopefully your insurance covers that… Which company do you have? Link: Biggoron Insurance. I'll send them a letter right away. (Link scribbles a letter) Link: Here you go, postman. (fast footsteps SFX) Link: Whoa, that was fast! (Link mumbles while he reads the letter) Link: Not covered!? Dodongo coverage only!? There are no trees on death mountain!? Argh!! Stupid Gorons… they can go eat rocks! Deku: I think they actually do that- Link: How am I gonna pay back the loan from the Happy Mask Salesman? I’m gonna have to slash a lot of shrubs… (slyly) Maybe smash a lot of pots… Deku: Don’t do that, that’s burglary! Link: Maybe I’ll just run away. Deku: I don’t think that’s a good idea… Link: (voice fades as he runs away) Yeah, yeah! They’ll never find me in the Lost Woods! Heck, I can’t even find my way around! Deku: Wait! Link! Link!! The future depends… on… you… Deku: (groans) … I can’t believe I’m saying this. Navi, go get Tingle... Prelude & Through the Heart VERSE 1 Hey there my princess You don't know me but I'm here to take you with me There's nothing left for you here So it's time for you to leave CHORUS You pierce me through the heart Life's a play and you've got the lead part Above the mist and underneath the stars It's what you do that tells me who you are VERSE 2 Here in the real world Things are different and you're gonna need some friends The past is never what you thought Just remember to give it all you've got CHORUS BRIDGE (follows the over world melody) There's no turning back because we are far from home But stay with me I promise that you'll never be alone Remember the friends that you made along the way And the place I'll return to someday Our Village Is Not Number One Na na naaa naaa na na No Dreamer I never sang my songs On the stage, on my own I never said my words Wishing they would be heard I saw you smiling at me Was it real or just my fantasy You'd always be there in the corner Of this tiny little bar My last night here for you Same old songs, just once more My last night here with you? Maybe yes, maybe no I kind of liked it your way How you shyly placed your eyes on me Oh, did you ever know? That I had mine on you Darling, so there you are With that look on your face As if you're never hurt As if you're never down Shall I be the one for you Who pinches you softly but sure If frown is shown then I will know that you are no dreamer So let me come to you Closest I wanna be Close enough for me To feel your heart beating fast And stay there as I whisper How I love your peaceful eyes on me Did you ever know That I had mine on you Darling, so share with me Your love if you have enough Your tears if you're holding back Or pain if that's what it is How can I let you know I'm more than the dress and the voice Just reach me out then You will know that you're not dreaming Darling, so there you are With that look on your face As if you're never hurt As if you're never down Shall I be the one for you Who pinches you softly but sure If frown is shown then I will know that you are no dreamer I will know that you are no dreamer Press 'X' For Party I just wanna shake my head Can you play the hot guitar? I just wanna stomp my feet Can you beat the fat drums? I just wanna shake my hip Can you play the fat bass? I just wanna clap my hands Can you sing a new song for me? Do you wanna shake your head? I'll give you my hot guitar Do you wanna stomp your feet? I'll give you my fat drums Do you wanna shake your hip? I'll give you my fat bass Do you wanna clap your hands? I'll give you my new song for you all Now's the time for open doors and start it Don't look back So, nothing to lose Party just goes on Good times, bad times, it's gonna be happy You can get You can feel Big noise Good song Good song, bad song it's gonna be crazy You can get you can feel Big noise Love song Sunny day, rainy day everyday Gotta kick Gotta hook You gotta move on Now's the time for open doors and start it Don't look back So, nothing to lose Party just goes on Good times, bad times, it's gonna be happy You can get You can feel Big noise Good song Good song, bad song it's gonna be crazy You can get you can feel Big noise Love song Sunny day, rainy day everyday Gotta kick Gotta hook Move on Shiny day, windy day everyday Gotta kick Gotta hook You gotta move on She Moved Through the Fair My own love said to me, "My mother won't mind And my father won't slight you for your lack of kine" She went away from me, and this she did say "It will not be long, love, 'til our wedding day" She went away from me, and she moved through the fair And slowly I watched her move here and move there She went her way homeward with one star awake As the swan in the evening moves over the lake I dreamed last night that my own love came in She came in so sweetly, her feet made no din She stepped up beside me, and this she did say "It will not be long, love, 'til our wedding day" Small Two of Pieces (Hit Record, Slap on Some Reverb, and Submit) Run through the cold of night as passion burns in your heart Ready to fight, a knife held close by your side Like a proud wolf alone in the dark with eyes that watch the world And my name like a shadow on the face of the moon Broken mirror A million shades of light The old echo fades away But just you and I Can find the answer and then We can run to the end of the world We can run to the end of the world Tax Fraud My name is Yoshi. Yes, I speak. I'm the nicest dino you could meet. But I'm a tax fraud! (Yeahhhh) The IRS? I've got them beat. Been doing this since Fortune Street. Cause I'm a tax fraud! (Yeahhhh) First you buy some assets overseas. Move your savings to the Phillippines. Mark it as a loss, deduct your fees. Then invest the rest as NFTs. Tax fraaaaaaud! (Yeahhhh) I'll show you all the things I did. (Ah ahh Mister Bowser!) I learned from Trump and Biden's kid. (Ah ahh Princess Peach!) You'll be a tax fraud! (Yeahhhh) Now my advice should you get caught. (Tax man!) Make sure you've fully stocked your yacht. (Tax man!) Now be a tax fraud! (Yeahhhh) You can always flee to Dino Isle with me... N•E•O Small as a cockroach, world’s biggest head I bring life and destroy what I create Plans for world domination A master operation Creation, marsupial mutation “Looking dumb with a big N on his forehead” Now you’ll get a taste of death Beat it, bandi-bandit Who’s the smartest brain? Beat it, bandi-bandit Who’s the most N. Sane? Beat it, bandi-bandit Who’ll thrash and complain? Beat it, bandi-bandit Now I shall bring you pain Won’t let you laugh at me Won’t let you outsmart me Stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp Stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp You won’t escape from me You won’t get rid of me Stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp Stomp squash crush bash smash crash Please just let me win this Please just die already D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Die! D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Die! D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Die! D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Die! Listen now, you’ll do as I say (You’re mine now) Even if I’m on my own You’ll never see the last of me Crash Bandicoot! Blast, desperate situation Unlikely cooperation Frustration, foiled manipulation “Looking dumb with a crystal in his hand” Now you’ll taste the revenge of the evil mask Uka-Uka Aku-Aku Invincibility GO! Please stop running away Please just give it to me D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Die! D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Die! D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Die! D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Die! Listen now, you’ll do as I say (You’re mine now) Even if I’m on my own You’ll never see the last of me Crash Bandicoot! “Defeated again, it’s not fair, maybe I should retire to a nice big beach, with a nice big drink, and a woman with nice, big… bags of ice for my head” Please just let me win this Please just die already I might just be a bit N. Sane But in the end I will always be back again The Imp of the Opera - Act II Mmm... game over! Hahahaha!