The Good, The Bad, and The Dignity It's dignity, gah! DNKLJH (or: Thank you SackieBum for my life) Donkey Kong, you know him well He's finally back to kick some tail His gun can fire in spurts and he can shoot ya He’s bigger, faster stronger too The leader of the DK crew The baffled Kong performing Hallelujah Hallelujah (x4) This Kong's got style, so listen dudes She shrinks in size to suit her mood She's one cool Kong, you’ll not be wrong to choose her She'll skip and hop and make you clap But love is not a monkey rap It's a quick and it's a nimble Hallelujah Hallelujah (x4) He has no style, he has no grace This Kong has a funny face Can handstand and can stretch his arms out to ya Inflate just like a big balloon And float real high and play this tune This crazy Kong just digs the Hallelujah Hallelujah (x4) He's back again, about time too And this time he is in the mood And with his jetpack on he'll fly right through ya But Kremlings he is after you He's tough and he's got pistols too And every nut he shoots is Hallelujah Hallelujah (x4) Finally, he’s here for you The last member of DK’s crew (Spoken) He shoots out pineapples with his bazooka He may move slow, he can't jump high But this Kong is one hell of a guy Can make a Kremling cry out "Hallelujah!" Hallelujah (x8) Come on Cranky (x4) Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells Grapes, melons, oranges, coconut shells Come on Cranky, take it to the fridge To the fridge Take it to the fridge Hallelujah (x4) Save Me One, Two, Freddy’s coming for you Three, Four, Better lock your door Five, Six, Grab your crucifix Seven, Eight, Better stay up late Nine, Ten, Never Sleep Again Won't you help me please to stay awake I don't want him to get me If I start to fade away Save me from this nightmare I said HANDS OFF MY STARS!! Hey there, you fuck. Hands off my stars. Hands Off My Stars! Verse 1 Why's it every time we play, you stoop so low. Going out of your way to be an asshole. I see you there, you're being very quiet tonight, Eyeing Boo, I think I know what you plan to do. CHORUS Hey there, you fuck. Hands off my stars. Verse 2 Everyone is tired of you and your tricks. Surely this is one way to ruin friendships. Look at you, with just a simple roll of the die, Buying Boo, you know some day he'll come for you too. Fuuuuuzion FRENZY! VERSE 1 In the reactor, we're ready for the blast Jumpin' over obstacles, can you last? Twisted system's calling, testing all our speed We're racing for the glory, it's the thrill we need PRE-CHORUS Jet and Samson, Dub, and Zak Geena, Naomi, we're never lookin' back Power up, gear up, the frenzy's on the rise In the Coliseum, we'll claim the prize CHORUS Fuzion Frenzy light up the night In the cyclone spin, we'll turn the tide Wrecking ball smash, ready, collide In this game of chaos, we'll never hide DROP (Frenzy, frenzy, frenzy) Feel the fuzion in your veins (Frenzy, frenzy, frenzy) Breaking all the chains VERSE 2 In jetboat sprint, we're ridin' on the wave Twist and turn in Sumo, fight to the grave Capture the flag, we're in it to win One wrong move, and the frenzy begins PRE-CHORUS CHORUS DROP BRIDGE No fear, no limits, the game is our stage In this world of frenzy, we set the rage! SICK GUITAR SOLO Meedly meedly meedly woowwwwwwwww meedly meedly! CHORUS DROP x2 Penny Punked a Pack of Party Poppers [Chorus] She's got her hair tied up in braids And glasses perched up on her face She is a small girl, taking on a big world With inventions she made And though her plans may go awry She's gonna get back up and try Gonna be a shining star, she's going far, Penny! [Verse 1] She fills her days with pop songs and experiments Poring over sheet music and blueprints Penny longs to become the best Singer-scientist in the whole universe [Verse 2] Trial and error fused with ingenuity Penny's a bundle of joyous positivity (Tinker, thinkеr, dreamer to the corе) (Singer, mechanic, she's all that and more) Here comes the spotlight It's what you've been reaching for... [Verse 3] Not every song she sings will be in tune But even when she aims for the high note She will stand up proud and sing out loud for you 'Cause it's true, that's Penny through and through [Chorus] Her workshop is where she goes to Fix up contraptions old and new This one's her favorite, here you can try it She made it for you Whenever something falls apart It's nothing Penny can't jump-start Everything she fixes is a gift straight from the heart [Chorus] And every plan that goes all wrong Becomes a line in her life song She will try harder, she will sing louder Now let's all sing along All our mistakes from yesterday Become new smiles today [Chorus] She's got her hair tied up in braids And glasses perched up on her face She is a small girl, taking on a big world With inventions she made And though her plans may go awry She's gonna get back up and try Gonna be a shining star, she's going far, Penny! Gonna Buy the T-shirt When We're Done Playing Chee, chee chee, chee chee, chee chee, chee Monster seeking monster #tfw you only record half the song to keep it SFW When I get up I'm always feelin' myself I'm in control, a model of mental health But by midday it starts getting tricky I slow down, no time for a quickie By dinnertime my libido's on a shelf I don't know what's going on (pointing fingers) I gotta act like I belong (doubts linger) Time is short, the buzzer rings like a gong And now you know I'm fakin' it all night long Like, Literally Slaying rise your knees covered in filth is no surprise clutching your pearls of ignorance 'til death please spare the world the poison of your breath discard your decadence and drown your soul in... loss indifference to dividends unseen gifted in thy name scorn intransigence to intelligence at hand knowledge will be banned fall look upward to your leaders while you crawl their selfish grift will empty your pockets the price of virtue signaling not quite worth it praising your god of ignorance brings... loss indifference to dividends unseen gifted in thy name scorn intransigence to intelligence at hand knowledge will be banned [weedly weedly] loss indifference to dividends unseen gifted in thy name scorn intransigence to intelligence at hand knowledge will be banned waste incompetence is evidence of decay cut the rot away fear a narcissist and terrorist to blame unbounded shame no more pizza i want pizza P-I-Z-Z-A i want pizza is it finally done, hooray ah, what the f**k