Pitchbend Range +12

Hello Swelling of Jewels,
set your pitchbend range to plus twelve.
Now play everything on one note.
I'll go first.

Ok, now do it with your whammy bar.



This Is My Cover of "This Is My Cover of 'This Is My Cover of Hotel Dusk'"

Endlessrepeat 
His cover of this was really neat
He’d have to travel ten million feet
To get to sit in this ballroom’s seats

San Jose,
You all are sitting in San Jose,
Mouth full of cookies, nothing to say,
Hope that there’s still a breakfast buffet.

Doubletree,
Now it’s game music but still furry,
A warm cookie and a bed, you’ll see,
Like Hotel Dusk but much less creepy.

Hotel Dusk,
This is much safer than Hotel Dusk,
Hopefully you don’t smell some guy’s musk,
Get in the hot tub before Thursday at dusk.



Save Me

One, Two, Freddy’s coming for you
Three, Four, Better lock your door
Five, Six, Grab your crucifix
Seven, Eight, Better stay up late
Nine, Ten, Never Sleep Again

Won't you help me please
to stay awake
I don't want him to get me
If I start to fade away
Save me from this nightmare



A Crappy Carol

I Am the Great Mighty Poo
And I’m going to spread some cheer for you
Christmas bells are rung
As I fling my festive dung
How about some scat that I’ve gift wrapped?

Fa La la la- la la la
X4

I bring sweet corn to you
From up in my bum
Topped with a ribbon too
A gift for my mum…
Out of my bum…

Have some more chestnuts
Ho ho ho…

 Now this song is almost at an end
Its like a jingly, jingly, jangly lump of coal
With good tidings to you and all your friends
I’m going to take your gifts and ram them up my hole!

Herbie the elf: Your hole?
My Hole!
Herbie The elf: Your HOLE!?
That’s Right My Hole!
My hole!
My HO Ho Ho HOOOOOLLLLE

I Am the Great Mighty Poo
And I’m going to spread some cheer for you
Christmas bells are rung
As I fling my festive dung
How about some scat that I’ve gift wrapped?

I Am the Great Mighty Poo
And I’m going to spread some cheer for you
Christmas bells are rung
As I fling my festive dung
Just like that,
I tip my hat now
How About some scat 
that I’ve gift wrapped?

…Merry Christmas Charlie brown…



Angel

Boy, you're my angel, you're my one-winged angel.
Closer than my Tifa you are to me, baby.
Sephy, you're my angel, you're my one-winged angel.
You stab my back when I'm in need, slay me.
Sephiroth!