Odin's Lament (Team Ghost)

I have lost my way
For one thousand years I’ve been forced to stay, I’m locked away
Trapped in prison of stone
All this I’ve spent, I repent, but I’m alone

Waiting for someone to find
This lonely prison of mine
I’m bound away for grace against evil

Down in this dungeon below
Just one small tear from you, my queen
Then I’ll be seen



Are you challenging me, Scotsman? (Double Dead)

Aaah



I'm Still On My Ghost Sh*t (Team Ghost)

I’m going on the ghost ship.
You won’t even notice. You don’t even know who the f*ck you are!  I’m about to set sail only to prevail. I can see your true soul from afar!  You’re haunting me!  Ooo! Stop haunting me! Aahh! Taunting me! Ooo! Stop taunting me! Aahh!  I won’t walk the plank for any man, ‘cause I would rather tank than to fake who I am!  That ship has sailed (oh). Ooo- that ship has already sailed sooo long ago!  I’m still on my ghost sh*t. You’re looking like a “zomb-itch”! Your appearance and habits are kind of bizarre. You seem kind of lifeless. I hope it’s not contagious. I would likely ghost you at the bar!  You’re haunting me!  Ooo! Stop haunting me! Aahh! Taunting me! Ooo! Stop taunting me! Aahh!  I won’t walk the plank for any man, ‘cause I would rather tank than to fake who I am!  That ship has sailed (oh). Ooo- that ship has already sailed sooo long ago!  I’m going on the…. 



115 (Team Zombie)

No one can see me and I've lost all feeling
And now I know I won't die alone
I'll stop you from breathing and all your deceiving
And this house is not my own!

No!
More forgiveness.
No!
And the reason is
I know I won't die alone

I have returned!

Everyone dies, and everyone lies
They're waiting for the second coming again
Everyone tries to hold onto their lives
When no one's alive, bring me 1-1-5!

You stand for nothing and overlooked something
I'll bring you down all on my own
I'm the end I can taste it, I'll justify hatred
I am the chosen one, left hand of all that's sacred!

No!
More forgiveness
No!
I'll bring you death and pestilence
I'll bring you down on my own

I have returned!

And everything dies, look to the skies
To see the end of all creation again
See with your eyes, my army of flies
When no one's alive bring me 1-1-5!

I've lost all form and unity
Where has my life gone?
I'll bring you doom that you can see 
and bring you down to see you bleed

Everyone dies, and everyone lies.
They're waiting for the second coming again
Everyone tries to hold on to their life,
When no one's alive bring me 1-1-5!

And everything dies, look to the skies
To see the end of all creation again

See with your eyes, my army of flies
When no one's alive bring me 1-1-5!

And nobody cries when everyone dies
and no one's alive
Bring me 1-1-5!



This is my Luigi's Mansion cover. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. (Team Ghost)

I won't play salsa or tango
just gypsy jazz in the style of Django
Can't play guitar or the banjo
So ukulele and kazoo is what you get.
[Obnoxious Noodling]



Sign of the Curtain Call (Team Zombie)

The blind city sleeps for the final time
Its rotten roots spreading up the line
An umbrella spreads but brings the rain
The world we know will never be the same

Find your way out of this urban cage
Make your mark and exit from this stage

The curtain falls
It’s the time

A stolen child too broken to fight
Infected by greed and monstrous spite  
Evil eyes grow teeth, imbred from pride
Hunt for revenge for all who have died

And it’s time for the curtain call
It’s time for the curtain call
(LOOK OUT!)

Fear the dead
Run away 

Flee the growing threat from the city's curse
Make your escape before the sun touches the earth

And it’s time for the curtain call
It’s time for the curtain call

Find your way out of this urban cage
Make your mark and exit from this stage

The dead city wakes for the final time
The rotten roots spread beyond its lines
Infected by greed and monstrous spite
We’ll seek revenge for all who have died

And it’s time for the curtain call
It's time for the curtain call



I MAED A S0NG W1TH Z0MB1ES 1N IT!!!1 (Team Zombie)

Welcome to my game
I put zombies in it
for you pain

They come shambling out
from the sides

You better shoot them
or your gonna die

I made a game
with zombies in it

I made this game
Using XNA
it cost a dollar
and I hope you paid

Ya just a dollar 
yeah yay yay

I made a game
with zombies in it

I made a game
with zombies in it

I made a game
with zombies in it


yeah yeah

We escape from space

It was a most unpleasant place 
No smile on my face

Even though I’m the ace

Well yeah, I’m the ace.


Bombers Bombers everywhere

Make sure you take some care

Always be sure to lock n’ load

You never know who’s going to explode

You never know who’s rigged to explode

Never know who’s rigged to explode

Watch out lest you explode
    
Cause I made a game
with zombies in it

and I made a game
with zombies in it

Yeah I made a game
with zombies in it



Bone Keeper, Oath Keeper (Team Ghost)

Little one, though you walk this world alone
my skull casting shadows on your precious face -
may you find strength in our shared bones.
Unwillingly, I left you - but left you armored
for it is a mother’s 
foremost duty to protect her child.

I hear your mournful cries, my child.
In pain and grief, you are never alone.
Even after shucking her mortal form, a mother’s
ghost is attuned to the suffering her children face.
May the echo of my love keep your soul armored.
Defend your body with my bones.

As shield and weapon, these old bones
were the best I had left to give, dear child.
My love to guide you when you need.
My skull to shield you from their greed.
My soul unable to find rest
‘til I carry out my final quest.
For no child was meant to face this world alone
armored in their mother’s bones.


Our grief comingles 
channels into rage.
No longer confined
By my fragile, corporeal cage -
No further harm can come to me
And I’ve got bones to pick
promises to keep.
The fear I’ll instill in them
will be more than marrow-deep.


In measure equal to my devastation
I’ll wreak destruction all across this nation.
To those who’d deny a child maternal love
and place their own petty gains above
I’ll bring eternal darkness with no hope of light.
No surrender - - - only fight.
Unyielding pain will serve them right
Until no child is left to face this world alone
armored in their mother’s bones.



Curtain cALT: The t-virus Comes to Texas (Sponsored by Strickland Propane) (Team Zombie)

(PA Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, please give a warm Arlen welcome to The Zombies!)

Dale: 'Bout damn time. I've been waitin' for The Undead Uprising since 1982.

Zombified Narrator: BLEGH (When there's no more room in Hell, the dead shall walk the earth)

Boomhauer: Dang ol' tell you hwat, man, 1998, I went down'a Raccoon City, man. Dang ol' zombies e'rywhere lookin' like a dang ol' apocalypse, man. Big ol' dang ol' bastard in a trench coat chased me up'n'down the po-lice station, man.

Zombified Vocalist: BLEGH (The blind city sleeps for the final time)
BLEGH (Its rotten roots spreading up the line)

Boomhauer: Dang ol' met some chick said she was an FBI agent, took a dang ol' bullet in'a shoulder for her, man. Turned out she was a spy, did a dang ol'--did a dang ol' double-cross on me, man.

ZV: BLEGH. ITCHY TASTY (An umbrella spreads but brings the rain)
BLEGH (The world we know will never be the same)

ITCHY TASTY BLEGH (Find your way out of this urban cage)
ITCHY TASTY BLEGH (Make your mark and exit from this stage)

ITCHY TASTY (The curtain falls)
BLEGH (It's the time!)

BLEGH (A stolen child too broken to fight)

Dale: Alright boys, Formation Triangle. And shoot 'em in the head!

ZV: BLEGH (Infected by greed and mon-- )

Bobby: Alright, I got one!

Bill: This reminds me of that time we watched that Toad guy get blowed up at the motor speedway.

Hank: Dang it, Bobby, you shot the drumset!

Zombified Guitarist: WHYYYY

Boomhauer: Dang ol' tell you hwat, man, it's up to us to take out dang ol' Umbrella



My House, My Home (Team Ghost)

I had a dream
where I once lived in harmony
My house, my home
now please leave me alone

Oh you, your crew
when the dark lets the bold to lurk (from me)
Don’t do these things
I’m not hurting or harming you

I hide, you seek
You are pushing me out again (again)
I’m fine to stay
This is my place, don’t come in

Just go, just go
I have nowhere to run from you
Why can’t you leave me be
In my ghostly fantasy?



Get Haunted, Bro (Double Dead)

N/A



Hard Left Turn at the Shrubbery (Double Dead)

Bloody faces,
Bloody skulls.
Hello Baby!!!
Sorry... I'm dead!



