Odin's Lament (Team Ghost) I have lost my way For one thousand years I’ve been forced to stay, I’m locked away Trapped in prison of stone All this I’ve spent, I repent, but I’m alone Waiting for someone to find This lonely prison of mine I’m bound away for grace against evil Down in this dungeon below Just one small tear from you, my queen Then I’ll be seen Are you challenging me, Scotsman? (Double Dead) Aaah I'm Still On My Ghost Sh*t (Team Ghost) I’m going on the ghost ship. You won’t even notice.
You don’t even know
who the f*ck you are!

I’m about to set sail
only to prevail.
I can see your
true soul from afar!

You’re haunting me! 
Ooo!
Stop haunting me!
Aahh!
Taunting me!
Ooo!
Stop taunting me!
Aahh!

I won’t walk the plank
for any man,
‘cause I would rather tank
than to fake who I am!

That ship has sailed (oh).
Ooo- that ship has already sailed
sooo long ago!

I’m still on my ghost sh*t.
You’re looking like a “zomb-itch”!
Your appearance and habits are kind of bizarre.
You seem kind of lifeless.
I hope it’s not contagious.
I would likely
ghost you at the bar!

You’re haunting me! 
Ooo!
Stop haunting me!
Aahh!
Taunting me!
Ooo!
Stop taunting me!
Aahh!

I won’t walk the plank
for any man,
‘cause I would rather tank
than to fake who I am!

That ship has sailed (oh).
Ooo- that ship has already sailed
sooo long ago!

I’m going on the….
 115 (Team Zombie) No one can see me and I've lost all feeling And now I know I won't die alone I'll stop you from breathing and all your deceiving And this house is not my own! No! More forgiveness. No! And the reason is I know I won't die alone I have returned! Everyone dies, and everyone lies They're waiting for the second coming again Everyone tries to hold onto their lives When no one's alive, bring me 1-1-5! You stand for nothing and overlooked something I'll bring you down all on my own I'm the end I can taste it, I'll justify hatred I am the chosen one, left hand of all that's sacred! No! More forgiveness No! I'll bring you death and pestilence I'll bring you down on my own I have returned! And everything dies, look to the skies To see the end of all creation again See with your eyes, my army of flies When no one's alive bring me 1-1-5! I've lost all form and unity Where has my life gone? I'll bring you doom that you can see and bring you down to see you bleed Everyone dies, and everyone lies. They're waiting for the second coming again Everyone tries to hold on to their life, When no one's alive bring me 1-1-5! And everything dies, look to the skies To see the end of all creation again See with your eyes, my army of flies When no one's alive bring me 1-1-5! And nobody cries when everyone dies and no one's alive Bring me 1-1-5! This is my Luigi's Mansion cover. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. (Team Ghost) I won't play salsa or tango just gypsy jazz in the style of Django Can't play guitar or the banjo So ukulele and kazoo is what you get. [Obnoxious Noodling] Sign of the Curtain Call (Team Zombie) The blind city sleeps for the final time Its rotten roots spreading up the line An umbrella spreads but brings the rain The world we know will never be the same Find your way out of this urban cage Make your mark and exit from this stage The curtain falls It’s the time A stolen child too broken to fight Infected by greed and monstrous spite Evil eyes grow teeth, imbred from pride Hunt for revenge for all who have died And it’s time for the curtain call It’s time for the curtain call (LOOK OUT!) Fear the dead Run away Flee the growing threat from the city's curse Make your escape before the sun touches the earth And it’s time for the curtain call It’s time for the curtain call Find your way out of this urban cage Make your mark and exit from this stage The dead city wakes for the final time The rotten roots spread beyond its lines Infected by greed and monstrous spite We’ll seek revenge for all who have died And it’s time for the curtain call It's time for the curtain call I MAED A S0NG W1TH Z0MB1ES 1N IT!!!1 (Team Zombie) Welcome to my game I put zombies in it for you pain They come shambling out from the sides You better shoot them or your gonna die I made a game with zombies in it I made this game Using XNA it cost a dollar and I hope you paid Ya just a dollar yeah yay yay I made a game with zombies in it I made a game with zombies in it I made a game with zombies in it yeah yeah We escape from space It was a most unpleasant place No smile on my face Even though I’m the ace Well yeah, I’m the ace. Bombers Bombers everywhere Make sure you take some care Always be sure to lock n’ load You never know who’s going to explode You never know who’s rigged to explode Never know who’s rigged to explode Watch out lest you explode Cause I made a game with zombies in it and I made a game with zombies in it Yeah I made a game with zombies in it Bone Keeper, Oath Keeper (Team Ghost) Little one, though you walk this world alone my skull casting shadows on your precious face - may you find strength in our shared bones. Unwillingly, I left you - but left you armored for it is a mother’s foremost duty to protect her child. I hear your mournful cries, my child. In pain and grief, you are never alone. Even after shucking her mortal form, a mother’s ghost is attuned to the suffering her children face. May the echo of my love keep your soul armored. Defend your body with my bones. As shield and weapon, these old bones were the best I had left to give, dear child. My love to guide you when you need. My skull to shield you from their greed. My soul unable to find rest ‘til I carry out my final quest. For no child was meant to face this world alone armored in their mother’s bones. Our grief comingles channels into rage. No longer confined By my fragile, corporeal cage - No further harm can come to me And I’ve got bones to pick promises to keep. The fear I’ll instill in them will be more than marrow-deep. In measure equal to my devastation I’ll wreak destruction all across this nation. To those who’d deny a child maternal love and place their own petty gains above I’ll bring eternal darkness with no hope of light. No surrender - - - only fight. Unyielding pain will serve them right Until no child is left to face this world alone armored in their mother’s bones. Curtain cALT: The t-virus Comes to Texas (Sponsored by Strickland Propane) (Team Zombie) (PA Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, please give a warm Arlen welcome to The Zombies!) Dale: 'Bout damn time. I've been waitin' for The Undead Uprising since 1982. Zombified Narrator: BLEGH (When there's no more room in Hell, the dead shall walk the earth) Boomhauer: Dang ol' tell you hwat, man, 1998, I went down'a Raccoon City, man. Dang ol' zombies e'rywhere lookin' like a dang ol' apocalypse, man. Big ol' dang ol' bastard in a trench coat chased me up'n'down the po-lice station, man. Zombified Vocalist: BLEGH (The blind city sleeps for the final time) BLEGH (Its rotten roots spreading up the line) Boomhauer: Dang ol' met some chick said she was an FBI agent, took a dang ol' bullet in'a shoulder for her, man. Turned out she was a spy, did a dang ol'--did a dang ol' double-cross on me, man. ZV: BLEGH. ITCHY TASTY (An umbrella spreads but brings the rain) BLEGH (The world we know will never be the same) ITCHY TASTY BLEGH (Find your way out of this urban cage) ITCHY TASTY BLEGH (Make your mark and exit from this stage) ITCHY TASTY (The curtain falls) BLEGH (It's the time!) BLEGH (A stolen child too broken to fight) Dale: Alright boys, Formation Triangle. And shoot 'em in the head! ZV: BLEGH (Infected by greed and mon-- ) Bobby: Alright, I got one! Bill: This reminds me of that time we watched that Toad guy get blowed up at the motor speedway. Hank: Dang it, Bobby, you shot the drumset! Zombified Guitarist: WHYYYY Boomhauer: Dang ol' tell you hwat, man, it's up to us to take out dang ol' Umbrella My House, My Home (Team Ghost) I had a dream where I once lived in harmony My house, my home now please leave me alone Oh you, your crew when the dark lets the bold to lurk (from me) Don’t do these things I’m not hurting or harming you I hide, you seek You are pushing me out again (again) I’m fine to stay This is my place, don’t come in Just go, just go I have nowhere to run from you Why can’t you leave me be In my ghostly fantasy? Get Haunted, Bro (Double Dead) N/A Hard Left Turn at the Shrubbery (Double Dead) Bloody faces, Bloody skulls. Hello Baby!!! Sorry... I'm dead!