FROGSONG

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A Moment of Hope (Aerith's Theme)

Love had come.
Love has passed.
Has it come again for me at last?



Cloud is Numb

I'm tired of being what you want me to be
Feeling so faithless, lost under the surface
Don't know what you're expecting of me
Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes

Every step that I take is another mistake to you
(Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow)

I've become so numb,  watching you get stabbed
My brain is fried, gonna need rehab
Innocence has died can I just quit
Fighting Sephiroth toss him in a pit



A Moment of Hope (Second Playthrough...)

Future’s bright
Full of light
Gee, I really hope that I don’t…



Escape from the Trolls

This does not even deserve a Captain's Log,
because this is DEAD-SERIOUS!!!

The inside and outside tour I did 
A few months ago
Of my house on the internet!
MY MOM AND MY DAD ARE ANGRY AT ME!
THEY ARE BLAMING ME!
IT'S MY FAULT, I ADMIT IT!

It's my fault, I want it all,
Everything bout my house off the internet!
I'll send in the detectives,
I'll send in the police too!

Shut that god-damn thing off!
If the Greene County Health Department sees this,
We'll be thrown out our house!
I don't care what you do,
You go get that goddamn stuff off of there fast!
You loaded them, you'll unload them!
Curse the trolls!

NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW!!!



The Recital

"Wasn't that so lovely?  And next up, we have Ms. Woodman's 2nd Grade Class."

"One, two, one-two"

"YEAH BRAYDEN! Good job, GOOD JOB! that's my kid!  that's my son!"



Do Vocaloids Dream of GenAI Troubles? (Feat. Kasane Teto)

Monkey tits.
Play this game and you’ll see frequent
Monkey tits
(Monkey tits)
 
Monkey tits
If you need to save your game then....[shrug]
Monkey tits
(sultry kiss?)
...Monkey tits.
 
Never fox or squirrel tits
Candy Kong’s the only one with
(whispered: breasts on a monkey...)
 
[sax interlude: "careless whisper"]
 
MONKEY TITS
How I long to see those furry 
Monkey bits (jiggly bits)
Monkey ti



#tfw VRChat finally starts putting ads in the UI (but seriously, buy Bruce's Shareable Prop System on Gumroad right now, it's really good and cheap and you won't regret it at all; also, I hope this title took you longer than 60 seconds to read)

Bruce's shareable props
He's got shareable props
They're in a system
You don't wanna miss them 'cause

Bruce's shareable props
He's got shareable props
They're in a system
You don't wanna miss them 'cause
Bruce



Barret's Lament (Gun Hand)

GUN HAND

GUN. FOR. HAND. It’s very hard for daily life (it’s very hard for daily life)(Impractical!)
GUN. FOR. HAND (but like, who thought this was cool?)

[Verse 1]
I just want to pick my nose 
(But I only shoot at foes)
I need special clothes!

GUN HAND! It’s very hard for daily life (it’s very hard for daily life) (Heavy too / It’s heavy )

[Verse 2]
I can’t eat most kinds of food
(Struggle with a Rubik’s Cube)
I wear Velcro shoes!

GUN HAND / GUN. FOR. HAND. It’s very hard for daily life (it’s very hard for daily life) (Heavy too)
GUN HAND! It’s very hard for daily life (it’s very hard for daily life, I mean I gotta tell ya) 

[bridge (solo lines)]
I tried to hug my little girl, she ran away 
(I look at Samus and I see a better way)
I eat a bowl of ammunition every day
(I haven’t pooped in seven years ‘cause it all comes out of my—)
GUN HAND!

BONUS, EXTENDED VERSION:

Interlude (spoken skit) – over “ahhs” and “do do”s in tenor

Male voice: doc, doc, you gotta help me. This gun hand you gave me, it’s ruining my life!    

Doctor: I’m sorry, but unfortunately the procedure is irreversible. 

Male voice: irreversible? What do you mean? Why?! 

Doctor: well you see, I’d help you… but I also gave myself a 

All: GUN HAND!



Dwelling of Dwellings

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!



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this album has everything needed for your inner peace

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dru nkombat

*sounds of otamatone suffering in the burning pits of hell*



Cleanup in Aisle X

Water and water and water water