Remedio de Chocobo (or Cinco de ROBOVoice) (Final Fantasy) Final, Final Fantasy, it is an RPG It's the only one that I will ever need, it's just for me Final, Final Fantasy, it is all that I play And all other games are super lame and it puts them to shame And I only play games that are popular Just the games that magazines'll tell me to buy And that way I know I get good games for sure I may have a shallow mind, but you can kiss my big behind It's an RPG just for me It's the only one that I need These games have awesome music That's why it always gets ReMixed! And I always buy the soundtrack to each game Oh, it is the only thing that I will listen to Oh sure, one day it will drive me insane You may think that I'm a fool, but I will just say "Hey, screw you!" (Final Fantasy) Final, Final Fantasy is now on the PC Directed by Yoshi-P and have you heard of "La-Hi?" It is Final Fantasy XIV and you can play it 'til Level 70 totally free! And hopefully I'll get through the game just fine I don't know why I continue to play each game They'll keep making these until the end of time Oh, I guess that I will pay for these new games until Doomsday! Thank You For Playing [Spoken]: And now we've come to the end of our story, where the heroes have emerged triumphant and evil has been vanquished. There's nothing left to do but... roll the credits. Looks like we made it Looks like we’ve come a long long way Looks like we made it And now it looks like things are gonna be ok Looks like we made it Looks like we really saved the day Looks like we made it tomorrow’s gonna be a brighter kind of day [Bridge] [Spoken]: Yes, you persevered through challenges and adversity, and you made it to the end. Good for you! Congratulations. Now that you finished... whaddaya gonna do next? Maybe... have some lemonade...or ... go see a movie... or play another game... I dunno! But for now, enjoy these credits. Looks like we made it Looks like we really beat the game Looks like we made it I wonder if you’ll want to go and try again Looks like we made it Looks like we finally found our way Looks like we made it And thanks to all the friends we made along the way I Am Gonna Claw (Out Your Eyes Then Drown You to Death) You Can't stay away Seems every day You keep coming back here Now it's plain to see You wanna be Under the sea With your favorite sirens You're so obsessed with me Not that I can blame you for it I would be too If I were you Too bad you must Die now I am gonna claw out your eyes Then drown you to death I am gonna claw out your eyes Then drown you to death You You're such a mess That little dress Looks like it's from the garbage Just like that hair Don't mean to stare Were you aware Looks like something died there That's why you're jealous of me Not that I can blame you for it I would be too If I were you Too bad you must Die now I am gonna claw out your eyes Then drown you to death I am gonna claw out your eyes Then drown you I am gonna claw out your eyes Then drown you to death I am gonna claw out your eyes Then drown you to death Pinched by a chrab Strangled by an octopus Bitten by a shark and Stung by a jellyfish Poked by an urchin Stabbed by a marlin Sawed by a sawfish and Crushed by Charybdis and Slapped by a bass Sliced by a sturgeon Clobbered by a charp and Stomped by hippocampus and Smacked by a knucklehead and Poisoned by a scuffer and Burned by a slavug and Swallowed by a whale Drown Drown I am gonna claw out your eyes Then drown you to death I am gonna claw out your eyes Then drown you I am gonna claw out your eyes Then drown you to death I am gonna claw out your eyes Then drown you to death Is this mezcal with a worm inside ..... no, it's a booger English Translation : Guybrush: Heemmhemmm Hi Bartender, I am Guybrush Trheepwood Bartender: ARrrrgg Guybrush: I am the famous ghost pirate killer who challenged LeChuck Bartender: aaaaarrrhhw Guybrush: I would like a good Pirate drink, a Grog!! Bartender: ID? Guybrush: I have my library card Bartender: mmmmmaaaarrhh.... that works!!! In a big dirty glass, I spit in it to clean, I wipe it with my dirty vest The pirates say it gives flavor I take the cheapest bottle I pour the dubious contents It might make your stomach hurt By the way I don’t have a toilet Something is happening in your stomach you don’t know it but I know it you will probably get a fever or soil your underwear No, it’s not the booger that was hidden in your glass If you’re not able to drink it, you’re not a true real Pirateeeeee guybrush :Damn, that hurts.... barman : But you shouldn't have swallowed the booger ---------------------------------------------------------------- Original French : Guybrush : Heemmhemmm Je suis Guybrush Trheepwood Barman : ARrrrgg Guybrush : Je suis le Célebre tueur de pirate fantome qui a défié Lechuck Barman : aaaaarrrhhw Guybrush : J'aimerais avoir une bonne boisson Pirate, un Grog !! Barman : Pièce d'identitée ? Guybrush : J'ai ma carte de bibliothèque Barman : mmmmmaaaarrhh.... ça Roule !!! Dans un Grand verre crasseux, Je crache dedans pour nettoyer, J'essuis avec mon gilet sale Les pirates disent que ça donne du gout Je prend la bouteille la moins chère je verse le contenu douteux ça se peux que tu aille mal au ventre En passant j'ai pas de toilettes Dans ton ventre il se passe quelque chose tu le sais pas mais moi je le sais tu vas surment faire de la fièvre ou salir tes calecons Non c est pas la crotte de nez qui était dans ton verre caché Si t'es pas capable de le boire, t'es pas un vrai de vrai Piratttteeee Putain , ça fait mal.... Mais il fallait pas avaler la crotte de nez Heaven's (Is A Place) In The TV World Ooh baby do you know what life's worth Ooh Heaven's in the TV World They say in Heaven, life is safe We'll find Heaven in the TV World, Ooh Heaven's in the TV World When the night falls down, the shadows come and danger appears And your true self comes, revealed to be hiding within yourself When you jump into the TV World, you come prepared to save the lost ones And we're fighting with what is inside as we look within, at our true selves Ooh baby do you know what life's worth Ooh Heaven's in the TV World They say in Heaven, life is safe We'll find Heaven in the TV World, Ooh Heaven's in the TV World When you feel alone, the shadows come and lure you inside When I'm lost inside me, then I hear your voice and it awakens me In this world we're just beginning to understand the power inside us Baby I was afraid before, but I'm not afraid anymore Ooh baby do you know what life's worth Ooh Heaven's in the TV World They say in Heaven, life is safe We'll find Heaven in the TV World, Ooh Heaven's in the TV World In this world we're just beginning to understand the power that's inside Baby I was afraid before, but I'm not afraid anymore Ooh baby do you know what life's worth Ooh Heaven's in the TV World They say in Heaven, life is safe We'll find Heaven in the TV World, Ooh Heaven's in the TV World Ooh Heaven's in the TV World Ooh Heaven's in the TV World Ooh Heaven's in the TV World Ooh Heaven's in the TV World Ooh Heaven's in the TV World Wisdom of the World Through ice and through fire A wilderness of stone With dreams and desires I have come alone Seeking the answers Only you could know Show me the wisdom of the world Tell me the secrets of the heart And the sweet mysteries of love Come fill my eyes with visions So that I may see Reveal the ancient powers Whisper them to me Here I stand before you Ready to receive Show me the wisdom of the world Tell me the secrets of the heart And the sweet mysteries of love Does a place called paradise Wait beyond the azure skies Bright as day? Look into your crystal ball Read the future in the stars Does it say? Will I give my heart away To a lover or a friend Come what may? Who to trust and where to turn There's so much I've yet to learn Show the way I am down on my knees Begging now, begging please Show me the wisdom of the world Tell me the secrets of the heart And the sweet mysteries of love Song of the Deep Down 'Neath the ocean A world alive In constant motion Blues and greens In peaceful quiet Leave us be don't stir the waters Turn around and swim back to your shore, Sailor Float away forever more from here See All around us Creatures free Nothing to ground us Ebb and flow With the currents Leave us be and don't stir the waters Turn around and swim back to your shore Sailor Float away forever more from here Turn around and swim back to your shore Sailor Float away forever more from here Chrab and seamare Shark and starfish Bass and marlin Gupp and sturgeon Charp and scuffer Whale and sawfish Hippocampus and Charybdis All together Live Serene Turn around and swim back to your shore Sailor Float away forever more from here Turn around and swim back to your shore Sailor Float away forever more from here Hot Yoshi Summer (Breezin' in the Flower Fields) Where's My Burrito (x4) D'oh! We Can Do It Together (Lonely Rolling Star) WE CAN DO IT TOGETHER (LONELY ROLLING STAR) TRANSLATION BY [ANON] I lay in the sun alone at the park The weather is clear inside of my heart But then there they are, they shoot through my mind I miss them too much, your sunflower eyes I visit our friends (Katari!), telling stories (Kasanari!) Wad ‘em all up (KATAMARI!), sad and boring (Karamari!) I just need you, right next to me Absolutely necessary Followed your dreams out to the stars, into the cosmos You’re saving the world and I’ll be right here waiting (I’m rooting for you) You’re my lonely rolling star Don’t you ever surrender (don’t stop) No matter how far you are I’ll keep cheering forever now The night is full of glittering eyes Your masterpiece, confetti skies Thinking of you, I just might burst Love is sweet, so sweet it hurts Holding the weight of all those stars, I feel the cosmos Send one back to me and I’ll be right there baby (I’ll shoot right to you) Sayonara rolling star Please don’t say that you’ll never (come back) Rolling on your lonely star Don’t forget me forever (my love) My heart reaches so far Dreaming ‘bout wherever (you are) Come home to my lonely star, and Roll my heart back together now, right now Lonely, lonely, lonely roller Do you still know the place where we first met? That’s where I’ll be when your dream is through You’re my lonely rolling star I know you will never (give up) No matter how far you are I know you’ll remember (my love); Let’s wad Up to be a single star (in the sky) I’ll be with you forever (right here) No lonely rolls anymore, ‘cause We can do it together now ~ I FEEL THE COSMOS Cancer came scuttling back. So yummy… Cygnus flew back into the sky from the ashes. Just like a phoenix… Corona Borealis is back on top. So romantic… Pisces jumped back into the sky. So fresh Virgo is back, the constellation of love. So pretty… Ursa major came wandering back. It’s going to attack me… Gemini came home, hand in hand. I can’t tell them apart… Taurus came charging back. Moo… The North Star is finally back. I’ll never be lost again… Good Job (A Song for You) Good job You made it to the bottom of the mind control facility You jumped down the catwalk You should've been careful You should've been careful It used to be a bug But now it's an ending Now it's an ending And I believe in you I believe in your ability to cross this barrier And chase your dreams Railings don't mean anything Go chase those dreams Go chase those dreams Go chase those dreams Yeah, railings don't mean anything to you Lee Van Cleef SUNG LYRICS: Press your luck, you gotta Press your luck Press your luck c'mon Don't give up You've been running You're stuck on a bad beat You're not out yet Still got a chip and seat I can help you Heed my call I can show you how to win it all "Good luck." Press your luck, you gotta Press your luck Press your luck c'mon Don't give up You'll get lucky I've served up your deck cold Up the ante -- Fortune favors the bold Victory gleaming In your sword You can have it if I stay onboard I can see the thing you seek Will surely soon be found But in the process know What you love most Will cease to be -- Be around [RAP INSERT] Press your luck, you gotta Press your luck Press your luck, C'mon and press it Press your luck, you gotta Press your luck Press your luck, C'mon and press it Built for trouble I thrive in lies and half-truths Cross them, double Play for both sides and we can't lose I'm being honest when I say Why play fairly when you know they've rigged the game? I can see that what you seek Will surely soon be found But in the process know What you love most Will cease to be around So tell poor what's-her-face From way up high To watch her back RAP: (OOOOOOOOOOOooooooooh yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaah ~) (Now...) I ain't no Mr. Mistoffelees, but a giant, cuddly, fuckin' moogle plushie. I've got plenty o' tricks up deez sleeves, and I give ya' slight o' hand with relative ease... Let's pull a lil' sumthin'--is dis' your card? Yo! Hold out your hand and lemme read your palm. Don't walk away, come on! There's no shame in being scared! Now tell me gamblin' man...is your lucky color red? Take a chill and stroll on to the casino. Roll the Dice, take a chance, and blow it all on keno. We're wheelin', dealin' and pressin' for dat ace. Diamonds in a full house, step up and retrace. We spittin' more facts than Materia drops. So -- go on ahead and take a spin on my Slots! Oh wait, ya gotta go for the world's sake? Aw fine, come on and let's mount up for one last Chocobo Race! The Promised Land Now here I stand Oh, in the morning sunshine, Dreaming only of the promised land. Somewhere, they say, beyond the great horizon, Lies a beautiful island. Everyone says he longs at heart for Shangri-La, But that it's a nowhere-land, after all. How I wonder why no one tries to sail out, Looking for a strange paradise. In my dreams, I've seen people there, Exchanging words of love and care. In the bright sunbeams, they're dancing with the birds And they're singing all day long beside the streams. One day, someday, You'll surely find me sailing away For the white beach of the promised land.