Samus' Song (Team Ice) SAMUS [sung to the tune of Phendrana Drifts]: The snow glows white on the mountain tonight Not a footprint to be seen A kingdom of isolation And it looks like I’m the queen The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I’ve tried— LAWYER [faded in]: excuse me! Excuse me! SAMUS: Oh god… LAYWYER: Excuse me, ms. Aran, is it? Gonna need to stop you right there. I represent the Walt Disney corporation, we’re shutting this whole operation down for blatant copyright infringement. You’ll need to— EVILSONIC [fading in]: Excuse me! Excuse Me! SAMUS: Oh jeez, another one? EVILSONIC: Excuse me! Gonna need to stop YOU right there. I represent the Dwelling of Duels Endangered Memes Society, we’re shutting THIS whole operation down for blatant Dead Meme Resurrection. You’ll need to come with me. LAWYER: What are you talking about? EVILSONIC: You’re repeating a bit from 2022 - it’s almost 4 years old by now. Look, I don’t make the rules. LAWYER: That’s preposterous, I’ve never heard of such a – [sound of LAWYER being neuralized] EVILSONIC: Hmmph. You good, Samus? SAMUS: Yeah, I’m good. EVILSONIC: Cool. And remember everyone! [sung to the tune of the Metroid Item get jingle:] SAMUS: If you’re going to shitpost, then please shitpost something fresh! Asphodel (Team Fire) [Verse 1 - Eurydice] Your eyes still haunt me every night - looking back sky-wide with fear that sealed my condemnation. A tragic ending to our flight, the cruel beginning of our eternal separation. The king’s son stopped in with lots to say. Drownin' in guilt and grief, your heart won’t sing, there's no more melodies. But you picked up the lyre again today! Hurry, boy, I’m waiting here for you! [Chorus - Eurydice] It’s gonna take a lot to keep me away from you. There’s nothing that the gods of hell or war could ever do. I’m with the shades down in Asphodel. Gonna take some time to do the things we never had. [Verse 2 - Orpheus] Your sweet voice comes to me at night and I grow restless longing for you like a Distant Memory. I know I belong by your side! With you, even the depths of hell feel like Olympus - you make a god out of me. I’ll find my courage one more time, if you can forgive all that I have done. [Chorus - Orpheus] It’s gonna take a lot to keep me away from you. There’s nothing that the gods of hell or war could ever do. I’ll face the shades down in Asphodel. Gonna take some time to do the things we never had. [Bridge] Eurydice: Hurry, boy, I’m waiting here for you. Orpheus: Hurry, boy, she’s waiting there for you. [Chorus - Both] It’s gonna take a lot to keep me away from you. There’s nothing that the gods of hell or war could ever do. I’ll face / I’m with the shades down in Asphodel. I’ll face the shades down in Asphodel. (Don’t make me wait!) I’ll face the shades down in Asphodel. (Oh, don’t make me wait!) I’ll face / I’m with the shades down in Asphodel. I’ll face the shades down in Asphodel. (Oh, I’m gonna take the time) Gonna take some time to do the things we never had. Ice Cap Assault (Team Ice) Ice cap zone Oo oo oo whoa Ice cap zone Now My love You'll run away from Where are you now? Lies And Deceit The traitors sow What joy will They ever know? Blood And tears Lie on the snow But springtime comes Don't you know? Ice Cap zone Oo oo oo whoa Ice Cap zone Now My love You'll run away from this Zone Where are you now? Save me from this ice cap assault Where are you now? Hard times happiest days of our lives (We'll) get through somehow! Sanguine Sanctum (I Will Immediately Forget Our Adage) (Team Fire) Si discite tibi vis sacramentum erit praemium Sanguine Sanctum Erit praemium sanguine sanctum absconditum Per venio humanitas splendor perdere Omnes cavete sanguine est nectareis de blasphemia Respice intra mysterium te respice intra et bestia Omnes cavete sanguine est nectareis de blasphemia Quamvis credo possumus et Quamvis credere possumus Sanguine Sanctum Sanguine Sanctum Ignotus, timere Ignotus, sanguine Fear the Blood Fear the Blood Esti omnes cavete Sanguine Sanctum Intra respice mysterium Quamvis credo possumus Credo Sanguine Sanctum Sanguine Sanctum Cold Times (Team Ice) If I could have all the ice caps in the world I would take this time to leave The cold front’s on and I’m not some kind of strong man So take the zone from me Don’t give it a second thought I can see you got warmer things to do So just take your cold and leave Cold times, chilliest days of my life Cold times gone by Cold times, chilliest days of my life Cold times gone by Late at night with the cold front all around me I’m freezing all alone Nothing here but the solids here to guide me Since heater’s up and gone Well, have you forgotten now Chilliness that continues to amaze me Is all around me now Cold times, chilliest days of my life Cold times gone by Cold times, chilliest days of my life Cold times gone by In Violet Flux (Team Icy Hot) I'm stoic and peerless, heroic and fearless I dodge and change my arm cannon's mode My reflection flashes as my missiles explode Before she can blink I fully reload I spool down my engine coil Drifting alone in the void Drifting I'm drifting Drifting Drifting away from what you thought of me And I know who I am supposed to be But there's someone I can't clearly see And her eyes flash behind my mask I've slain a dragon countless times I've sunk pirates line by line Curl up and I'll be fine I'm perfect in every way All alone I sink in the void With feelings that I try to avoid Drifting I'm drifting Drifting Drifting away from what you thought of me But I'm not sure who I'm supposed to be There's someone that I'm starting to see And she is trapped behind my mask No way to ignore But I'm a fighter Keep her in sight or She'll drift away again Drifting towards who I want to be Locked inside this synchronicity Armor cracks I shake off the debris And I take off my mask Sababth's Lava Chicken (Team Fire) La-la-la-lava, ch-ch-ch-chicken Steve's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell Ooh, mamacita, now you're ringin' the bell Crispy and juicy, now you're havin' a snack Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack