#tfw you're trying to trade Tetra Master cards on a park bench at Sesame Place but you keep getting chased away by security

Sunny day
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet
Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Sesame Street?



The Queen (of Cards)

[Verse 1]
Been buildin’ my deck
since I was a teen.
I been tradin’ and playin’-
just doin’ my thing.

You think you can best me?
Just give it a try!
Your cards are rare,
but my skill is high. 

So pick your cards out
careful now - and flip up that coin.
Let’s play this first hand open -
so you see how it’s done.
With your Seifer on the left
and your Doomtrain on the right.
I have the cards to bring ya down - 
and I’ll play ‘em right!

[Chorus]
I am the queen. I am the queen.
I am the queen. I am the queen.
I am the queen. I am the queen.
I am the queen. I am the queen.
I am the queen, queen, queen, queen, queen, queen, queen.
The Queen of Cards.

[Verse 2]
Queen of Cards is my name.
Strategy’s in my nature.
Triple Triad’s my game.
Your deck is in danger.

I play ‘em fast 
and I play ‘em hard.
I can close my eyes
and steal every card.

And how were you to know
that I’m the one who sets the rules?
From Centra up to Trabia,
they play how I choose.
So if the games not working
out very well for you,
Pay the price, I’ll shake things up.
30k will do!

[Chorus]
I am the queen. I am the queen.
I am the queen. [You’re playin’ my game.]
I am the queen. [Yeah, yeah.]
I am the queen. I am the queen. 
I am the queen. I am the queen.
I am the queen, queen, queen, queen, queen, queen, queen.
The Queen of Cards.

I am the queen. I am the queen.
Oh it was a bad deal, Squall. 
All hail the queen.
I am the queen. I am the queen. 
I am the queen. Oh, can’t you tell? I am the queen.
Queen, queen, queen, queen, queen, queen, queen.
The Queen of Cards.
The Queen of Cards.

I am the queen. I am the queen.
I am the queen. [You got the gil?]
I am the queen.
I am the queen. I am the queen. 
I am the queen. [I know it hurts.]
I am the queen.
I am the queen, queen, queen, queen, queen, queen, queen.
The Queen of Cards.

Ahhhhhh…

[Outro]
Thank you! Thank you, Dwellers! I’m glad you liked the show. 
But this region is getting boring. I’m going to go somewhere far away.




Sesame Back Alley to Triple Triad Addiction Pipeline

Sunny day
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet
Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Sesame Street?



The House Always Wins

[Verse 1]
This was a triumph
I'm making a note here; "Huge success"
It's hard to overstate
My satisfaction
Aperture Science:
We do what we must
Because we can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead

[Chorus 1]
But there's no sense crying
Over every little mistake
You just keep on trying
Till you run out of cake
And the science, it gets done
And you make a neat gun
For the people who are
Still alive

[Verse 2]
I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart,
And killed me
And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece into a fire
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you

[Chorus 2]
Now, these points of data
They Make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta
We're releasing right on time
So I'm GLaD I got burned
Think of all the things we learned-
For the people who are
Still alive

And believe me, baby, I am still alive.



