#tfw you're trying to trade Tetra Master cards on a park bench at Sesame Place but you keep getting chased away by security Sunny day Sweepin' the clouds away On my way to where the air is sweet Can you tell me how to get How to get to Sesame Street? The Queen (of Cards) [Verse 1] Been buildin’ my deck since I was a teen. I been tradin’ and playin’- just doin’ my thing. You think you can best me? Just give it a try! Your cards are rare, but my skill is high. So pick your cards out careful now - and flip up that coin. Let’s play this first hand open - so you see how it’s done. With your Seifer on the left and your Doomtrain on the right. I have the cards to bring ya down - and I’ll play ‘em right! [Chorus] I am the queen. I am the queen. I am the queen. I am the queen. I am the queen. I am the queen. I am the queen. I am the queen. I am the queen, queen, queen, queen, queen, queen, queen. The Queen of Cards. [Verse 2] Queen of Cards is my name. Strategy’s in my nature. Triple Triad’s my game. Your deck is in danger. I play ‘em fast and I play ‘em hard. I can close my eyes and steal every card. And how were you to know that I’m the one who sets the rules? From Centra up to Trabia, they play how I choose. So if the games not working out very well for you, Pay the price, I’ll shake things up. 30k will do! [Chorus] I am the queen. I am the queen. I am the queen. [You’re playin’ my game.] I am the queen. [Yeah, yeah.] I am the queen. I am the queen. I am the queen. I am the queen. I am the queen, queen, queen, queen, queen, queen, queen. The Queen of Cards. I am the queen. I am the queen. Oh it was a bad deal, Squall. All hail the queen. I am the queen. I am the queen. I am the queen. Oh, can’t you tell? I am the queen. Queen, queen, queen, queen, queen, queen, queen. The Queen of Cards. The Queen of Cards. I am the queen. I am the queen. I am the queen. [You got the gil?] I am the queen. I am the queen. I am the queen. I am the queen. [I know it hurts.] I am the queen. I am the queen, queen, queen, queen, queen, queen, queen. The Queen of Cards. Ahhhhhh… [Outro] Thank you! Thank you, Dwellers! I’m glad you liked the show. But this region is getting boring. I’m going to go somewhere far away. Sesame Back Alley to Triple Triad Addiction Pipeline Sunny day Sweepin' the clouds away On my way to where the air is sweet Can you tell me how to get How to get to Sesame Street? The House Always Wins [Verse 1] This was a triumph I'm making a note here; "Huge success" It's hard to overstate My satisfaction Aperture Science: We do what we must Because we can For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead [Chorus 1] But there's no sense crying Over every little mistake You just keep on trying Till you run out of cake And the science, it gets done And you make a neat gun For the people who are Still alive [Verse 2] I'm not even angry I'm being so sincere right now Even though you broke my heart, And killed me And tore me to pieces And threw every piece into a fire As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you [Chorus 2] Now, these points of data They Make a beautiful line And we're out of beta We're releasing right on time So I'm GLaD I got burned Think of all the things we learned- For the people who are Still alive And believe me, baby, I am still alive.